Humorous Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

50th birthday quotes about middle age.

Humorous funny 50th birthday slogans.

Old age is like underwear. This is the salt and pepper style that makes you look charming turning 50. As you grow older it will avoid you. Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh.

Funny 50th birthday sayings. Funny birthday sayings. Fun is like life insurance. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen.

Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest. Now if only the senility hadn t wiped it all away. Funny 50th birthday sayigns. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

Happy 20th anniversary of your 30th birthday. It creeps up on you anon. Let s crack open a bottle of prune juice. You ve accumulated the knowledge of 50 years on this planet.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. The older you get the more it costs. Franklin pierce adams. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent.

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