Humorous Quotes Funny 50th Birthday Slogans

The age of 50 is like a prehistoric era of your life that you will live through growing like a tree.

Humorous quotes funny 50th birthday slogans.

Our yard signs are printed on both sides made for sturdy easy ground mounting. The only difference is i m not into all that freakin cirque de soleil stuff because i m as flexible as a two by four with as much stamina as an emphysema patient on oxygen. 50 years old or 18 250 days young. Want to wish your friend birthday in a hilarious way just use some of these cool quotes.

Teasing about middle age is almost mandatory at 50 and these following quotes are gentle but funny and sure to bring a laugh. Old age is like underwear. Funny 50th birthday quotes group 3. First below are written quotes.

Don t be jealous just because i look this good at fifty. Nothing is more responsible for the good old days than a bad memory. See more ideas about birthday humor funny birthday cards birthday cards. Free returns high quality printing fast shipping.

You grow old because you stop laughing. Wendy cope middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle. I m aiming by the time i m fifty to stop being an adolescent. Middle age is when a man has got a handle on life and life has put handles on his waist anon.

Age is not a destination it s a journey. Happy birthday and have a fabulous life ahead. It creeps up on you anon. Happy birthday on your 50th.

50th birthday quotes about middle age. I can t keep calm it s my 50th birthday. As you grow older it will avoid you. Feb 5 2019 explore ann braunack s board funny 50th birthday quotes on pinterest.

Bob hope sex is as good at 50 as it was at 20. Fifty is the time of your life when you take a nap till noon and have nothing to remember too soon. Fun foxy and fifty. The older you get the more it costs.

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Funny 50th birthday sayings group 3. You don t stop laughing because you grow old. Fun is like life insurance. To directly view image birthday quotes just scroll below.

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